Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

(2) DILDO.

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

(4) CONDOM.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

(1) XNXX

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

Anthony says 1st HR made better by Red Sox win - ESPN

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

(3) XHAMSTER

(2) YOUPORN.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

Top fantasy baseball prospects: Brady House joining the Nationals, James Tibbs III traded to Boston - NBC Sports

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Popular home goods retailer files for bankruptcy, plans to close 26 stores initially - 10TV

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(5) LINGERIE.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

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AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(1) STRAPON.